Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Cliff Lee Tops Off Return to the Phillies with a Fart

Cliff Lee returned to action after a stint on the 60 day disabled list.  His less than stellar return to the mound was topped off when he farted at the end of his post game interview.

As you've come to know I am a fan of two things- bikinis and farts, via Larry Brown Sports:

Tony Dungy Says He Wouldn't Have Drafted Michael Sam Because...Things Will Happen

Former NFL coach turned NFL Analyst, Tony Dungy, told The Tampa Tribune that he wouldn't have drafted Michael Sam.
“I wouldn’t have taken him,’’ said former Bucs and Colts coach Tony Dungy, now an analyst for NBC. “Not because I don’t believe Michael Sam should have a chance to play, but I wouldn’t want to deal with all of it.
“It’s not going to be totally smooth … things will happen.’’
Things will happen?  What kind of terrible things will happen that you wouldn't want to deal with?

Tim Tebow is Still Working Out For the NFL

Tim Tebow continues to workout and train ti play quarterback in the NFL.  Is this sad yet?

I'm truly a fan of this kid for his heart and his work ethic, but give up the NFL quarterback dream.  There is no doubting his talent with a football.  But he can't throw at an NFL level.

I wish he would attempt another position because like I said he has skills with the football in his hands.  He's athletic enough to get a shot at another position.

Judging the talk in this video about his work with a quarterback coach, I doubt he's ever going to let it go.

This Pretty Much Sums Up the Yankees and Rangers Game

The Yankees lost the game 4-2 and committed five errors in the process.  Three of the five errors involved rookie pitcher Shane Greene.

This is a pretty good look at how the game was played, via @SarahSpain:

Evan Gattis Missed Time With a Bulging Dick

According to Chip Caray Braves catcher, Evan Gattis, missed some games with a bulging dick.  He of course missed time with a bulging disk, but close enough.

And internet gold has been created, via @BlakeRXGuy:

Monday, July 21, 2014

The Arizona Diamondbacks Announcers Go All in with Star Wars Costumes

The Arizona Diamondbacks had a Star Wars day at Chase Field and even the announcers got into the action.  Both Steve Berthiaume and Bob Brenly opened the telecast in Star Wars gear.

These types of promotions are usually seen in the minors and it's a little fitting that the triple A+ Diamondbacks would be doing such a promotion.

Brian McCann Adds Another Way to Walk Off

A tie game between the Yankees and Reds in the 9th turns into a walk off victory for the Yankees and an embarrassment for the Reds.  Brian McCann hit a weak pop up behind first base, with a runner on third and one out in the 9th, off of Aroldis Chapman.

Out number two right?  Wrong the ball drops between the right fielder, second and first basemen and the runs scores.