Tuesday, July 7, 2015

This Guy Failing To Jump Over A Car And Dunk Makes Me Feel Better About My Own Inability To Dunk

Sure I can't dunk when there isn't a car to jump over, but I'm not out there trying to show off.  If you're going to go through the trouble of putting a car on the court to jump over you better make the dunk.

If you don't make it then you leave the door wide open for guys like me, who can't dunk, to make fun of you.  So why don't you practice your free throws or something that actually goes on during a game and stop jumping over shit.

Monday, July 6, 2015

Jon Lester Got His First Major League Hit Off Of John Lackey, Literally

Jon Lester was 0-66 before finally recording his first Major League hit off of John Lackey.   The ball literally went off of Lackey for an infield hit.

The two are former Red Sox rotation mates and one would assume friends.  To me it looked like Lackey grooved him one.  It was an 0-2 fastball right down the middle.

Vin Scully Announced That Redheads Will Be Extinct By 2030

During a Justin Turner at bat Dodgers announcer Vin Scully told a story of how Turner looked for a redheaded kid to throw out the first pitch, or something that may or may not have actually happened.  Scully is like 100 years old after all, and some of the stories he tells might be made up.

After his lovely where is a redheaded kid story, Scully claimed someone told him that by 2030 redheads would be extinct.  Kind of hard to believe, because redheads are still being born and it's 2015.

Maybe he forgot it wasn't the 1950s anymore.

Max Scherzer Did An Interview On Sunday Night Baseball And His Teammates Tended To All Of His Needs

Max Scherzer is having a great year and start to his tenure with the Nationals.  From the looks of things his teammates have a lot of respect for their ace.  ESPN took time out of their Bryce Harper-Babe Ruth comparison to interview Max.

During the interview he received sunflower seeds, eye black and his nails clipped.  All while having to answer the questions of morons Curt Schilling and John Kruk.

A FOX News Anchor Called Rory McIlroy A Leprechaun

You probably already know that it doesn't take a hot mic over at FOX News to catch someone saying something they shouldn't.  So it's probably not a huge surprise that a FOX News Anchor called Rory McIlroy a leprechaun and said she couldn't stand him.

Even so it's not a good look to be happy about an injury because you don't like the guy.  I mean does she think she writes for Krusty Sox or something?